The First

I wanted the first post to be something very clever, and funny; I wanted to make you question where I had been your whole life.

Instead, I decided to give you a quick synopsis of me.

In no particular order;

  • I’m 23
  • I live in Glasgow, although I’m not from Glasgow
  • I want to provoke; thoughts not violence (although some of my irritations induce rage)
  • I have a boyfriend; let’s call him Mr K
  • I want to write about everything; I used to write about music, but that felt restrictive
  • I dislike a lot of things including busses; waiting; pickles; the Daily Mail; when people agree just to keep peace; feeling guilty; Sambuca
  • I’m also quite funny when I want to be; await the first funny joke, it’s a goodun’
  • I want to recommend things; books, music; events; articles; opinions
  • I have a job; a good one; an enjoyable one
  • I overuse the semi colon; you’ll get used to it
  • I have dreams; ideas; magnificent plans; I want to tell you about them, and be shy about them
  • I sometimes have unpopular opinions; I will always want you to tell me what you think
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with lipstick; I always wear a lip liner
  • I have four dream jobs; I’m not going to tell you them all at once; oh the suspense
  • I love knowledge; knowledge is power; reading, listening and absorbing give you knowledge; more knowledge makes your cleverer; my blog will make you clevererer (see what I did there?)
  • I swear; a lot
  • I’m not sorry about it; it shows emotion
  • I hate Facebook; I still check it everyday; those dog videos
  • I adore podcasts; I wish I was funny enough to create one
  • I am a ‘curvy’ lady; I’m a bit chubby; this blog may or may not mention it; just an FYI
  • I try to be a runner; edit; I am a runner

I may update this later; I may not. But for now, I am happy to give you a slice of me, to allow you to create an image in your head of who I am, and what I’m going to do (please picture Emma Stone, he’s affa hot). I want this space to be for everything and anything, for my moans and groans, for triumphs and successes and the ins and outs of my daily life. Let’s see what happens.

Your redhead

The First

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